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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13722

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
E. B. White

Quote #18910

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
Franklin P. Adams

Quote #9806

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Jules Feiffer

Quote #12933

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
Mark Twain

Quote #1587

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and...
Henry Ford

Quote #6052

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
History is more or less bunk. It’s tradition. We don’t want tradition. We want...
Al Capone

Quote #11584

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
George Burns

Quote #7771

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Brad Bell

Quote #10653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
True love is not rare at the age of a teen, but recognizing it...
Miguel de Unamuno

Quote #18198

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
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