Quote #7859
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #2850
You progress not through improving what has been done, but reaching toward what has...
Quote #18663
Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense...
Quote #21340
It really doesnt matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven....
Quote #6305
There is no such thing as justice–in or out of court.
Quote #1725
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never...
Quote #9121
Enough shovels of earth ……………………..a mountain. Enough pails of water ………………………….a river.
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...