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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13898

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
Billy Madison

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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Nancy Reagan

Quote #21228

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I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
Sir Thomas Beecham

Quote #10621

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Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #430

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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Anon.

Quote #3307

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Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
William Shakespeare

Quote #5408

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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Gaius Petronius

Quote #16361

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What power has law where only money rules.
Paul Rudnick

Quote #17136

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There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
Plato

Quote #6296

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Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to...
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