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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
W. H. Auden

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Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Henry James

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It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
Indian Proverb

Quote #16636

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The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
M. H. Alderson

Quote #9984

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3771

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To produce things and to rear them, To produce, but not to take possession...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13816

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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Samuel Goldwyn

Quote #13387

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You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8448

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My favorite animal is steak.
Socrates

Quote #945

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
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