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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13888

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Oscar Levant

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of...
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #222

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the...
Unknown

Quote #18409

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The future belongs to those who dare.
Steven Wright

Quote #19259

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Gerald R. Ford

Quote #13063

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I cannot imagine any other country in the world where the opposition would seek,...
Robert Browning

Quote #5020

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Motherhood All love begins and ends there.
Peter Ustinov

Quote #18493

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
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