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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #14674
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #10466
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Quote #20617
The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
Quote #11019
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...
Quote #4917
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who...
Quote #1111
The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but...