Quote #22655
He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones.
Quote #2427
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Quote #25032
Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace Where there is hatred let me...
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #17757
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...
Quote #11090
I defended this country as a young man, and I will defend it as...