Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Quote #25777
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #25778
We’ve got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don’t know how...
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #25781
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #25783
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Quote #25769
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...