Quote #8075
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if...
Quote #12871
Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you...
Quote #17972
Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most...
Quote #17863
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Quote #2744
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #13264
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #27890
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.