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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
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All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as...
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #33947
Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #6706
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.
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Nothing is less sincere than our mode of asking and giving advice. He who...