Quote #3430
…in the lexicon of the political class, the word “sacrifice” means that the citizens...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #8037
It is not enough to be good if you have the ability to be...
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #24399
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #18254
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit...
Quote #34816
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
Quote #28105
What happens when the future has come and gone