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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the...
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Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the nonpharmaceutical narcotics it is addictive, gives...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we...
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From social intercourse are derived some of the highest enjoyments of life; where there...
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The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
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The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a...
Quote #2171
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia...