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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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Only the educated are free.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...
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There’s nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree...
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The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that...
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Every day we do things, we are things that have to do with peace....
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of...
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...