Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
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I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #1852
If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.
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Let the stronger man give to the man whose need is greater let him...
Quote #9606
Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tries, and a...
Quote #11609
There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequal people.
Quote #32427
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of...