Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Quote #25777
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #33116
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Quote #30194
Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
Quote #7881
One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you...
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #30859
Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.
Quote #31621
A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built...
Quote #16379
The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.