Quote #4879
This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers…. There...
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He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #22122
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #17979
To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
Quote #20211
Practice is everythingThis is often misquoted as Practice makes perfect.
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #3853
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...