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There are two sides to every question.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
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And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...
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You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times it ws...
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The great discoveries are usually obvious.
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Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.