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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #28970
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
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What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #15922
The most silent people are generally those who think most highly of themselves.
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not...
Quote #24420
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.