Quote #1301
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Quote #1120
It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.
Quote #11423
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
Quote #32610
The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
Quote #359
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Quote #542
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #25340
Nature does not give to those who will not spend.
Quote #19372
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #9195
I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that...