Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #11874
You will make all kinds of mistakes but as long as you are generous...
Quote #11677
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they?ve...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #4100
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #16631
I feel like the fellow in jail who is watching his scaffold being built....
Quote #21194
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Quote #10224
Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Quote #27856
Keep your faith in all beautiful things in the sun when it is hidden,...
Quote #17524
Education is the movement from darkness to light.