Quote #25517
Past and to come seem best things present worst.
Quote #8606
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #21728
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #20212
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
Quote #27460
I have one rule-attention. They give me theirs and I give them mine.
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #13070
If the young only knew; if the old only could.