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Only lie about the future.
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No path of flowers leads to glory.
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It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
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The medium is the message.
Quote #7122
The wise man carries his possessions within him.
Quote #5349
They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every...