Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #9747
Woe be to him that reads but one book.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #18092
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Quote #18623
That man is good who does good to others if he suffers on account...
Quote #14761
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
Quote #29579
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
Quote #5232
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...