Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #18883
Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
Quote #19292
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #4398
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country,...
Quote #24207
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
Quote #18562
We shall have to repent in this generation , not so much for the...
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #31517
Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.