Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #7559
Whoever is open, loyal, true; of humane and affable demeanour; honourable himself, and in...
Quote #11603
…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
Quote #17899
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #26721
Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
Quote #33293
Any man would be forsworn to gain a kingdom.
Quote #18255
Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.
Quote #15088
Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as...
Quote #26671
The fights I fought… cost a lot –the fight for the assault-weapons ban cost...