Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #15631
Plodding wins the race.
Quote #15053
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved...
Quote #20104
Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.
Quote #7930
There is nothing in this world constant, but inconsistancy.
Quote #26690
A world in which others controlled the course of their own development … would...
Quote #20760
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...