Quote #34252
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quote #2314
Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #18401
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or...
Quote #34236
Ill feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when youve gone over...
Quote #33809
I’m struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain...
Quote #16600
I will do my best. That is all I can do. I ask for...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #19310
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you...
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #19956
What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country