Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #7855
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in...
Quote #23258
God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
Quote #2211
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
Quote #32412
It doesn’t do any good to sit up and take notice if you keep...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #14095
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #16431
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...