Quote #25799
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #25731
The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
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I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me,...
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #24016
I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at...
Quote #1345
The unspoken word never does harm.
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #6635
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
Quote #28264
If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...