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The only successful substitute for brains is silence.
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
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Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
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The people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the people who...
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There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...