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To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with...
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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
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It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth....
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The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too philosophical and...
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Those people have seen something. What it is I do not know and I...