Quote #3124
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have...
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #8749
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #6060
…because it is the very nature of Imperialism to turn humans into beasts.
Quote #2019
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #18859
It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #3159
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...