Quote #6967
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
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Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through...
Quote #21774
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #22430
Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Man is the cruelest animal.
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...