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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectfy manners, we must regulate all...
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Europe is spreading its wings. In freedom. In prosperity. And in peace. It is...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are...
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Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to...
Quote #20829
If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well It were done quickly.
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No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...