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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
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Facts are stubborn things and what ever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or...
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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The secret of success is constancy of purpose.
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I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
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The future is not a result of choices among alternative paths offered by the...
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If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin