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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
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Are we at last brought to such a humiliating and debasing degradation, that we...
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A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
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Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
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There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
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We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder...
Quote #21029
I am sure the grapes are sour.