Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #20178
Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #30810
If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of...
Quote #12628
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #29742
Teach thy tongue to say ‘I do not know’ and thou shalt progress.