Quote #25113
Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #18613
The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all...
Quote #6298
All truths, not merely ideas, but truthful faces, truthful pictures or songs, are highly...
Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #17237
Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
Quote #25808
The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...