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Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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Every great improvement has come after repeated failure. Virtually nothing comes out right the...
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Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little,...
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
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Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of...
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #14268
It is pleasant to have been to a place the way a river went.