Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
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God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
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You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...
Quote #5435
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
Quote #6791
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
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It is only the great hearted who can be true friends. The mean and...
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #6697
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.