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A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
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The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby...