Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #11236
They have exiled me now from their society and I am pleased, because humanity...
Quote #23682
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
Quote #12222
The journey of a thousand leagues begins from beneath your feet.
Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #3516
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #20162
To receive applause for works which do not demand all our powers hinders our...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...