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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his...
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of...
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When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow its magical.
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Time keeps no measure when true friends are parted, No record day by day...
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing a confusion of the real...
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Be thine enemy an ant, see in him an elephant..
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We do not live to extenuate the miseries of the past nor to accept...