Quote #33008
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
Quote #2938
The great masses of the people… will more easily fall victims to a great...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #29326
And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...
Quote #5798
Genius is only a greater aptitude for patience.
Quote #22409
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
Quote #11782
Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...