Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #12130
Truth is a pathless land.
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #17846
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
Quote #1683
I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will...
Quote #24667
A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops.
Quote #13059
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #20985
This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when...
Quote #5688
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Quote #11838
An artist does not fake reality–he *stylizes* it.