Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #23191
No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him...
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #31920
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide...
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #4602
Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
Quote #31416
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #6987
A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however...
Quote #6370
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no...