Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...
Quote #17382
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #760
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #32169
I was baptized with the Holy Spirit when I took Him by simple faith...
Quote #1747
The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to...
Quote #26088
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being....
Quote #23477
To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...