Quote #3878
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #18846
The truly religious man does not embrace a religion and he who embraces one...
Quote #8365
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is...
Quote #10734
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #12808
He that would be a leader must be a bridge.
Quote #14616
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Quote #24100
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...