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Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.
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The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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We get new ideas from God every hour of our day when we put...
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If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be...
Quote #15921
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
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We’ve got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don’t know how...
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.