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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
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Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
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Nothing is to be feared but fear.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.