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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
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We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered...
Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
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Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a...
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What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that...
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
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You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren.
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Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.